The Golden Federal Republic of Intion North is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Issabela De Luca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.272 billion Intois hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the North. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inton economy, worth a remarkable 1,659 trillion Aneans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,600 Aneans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, a flying elephant and President Issabela De Luca share the same nickname, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime is totally unknown. Intion North's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Intion North is ranked 3,126^th in the world and 130^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.12 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.